The only thing dumber than week 4 5 or 6 byes is the schedule each week that has 8 or 9 10am games and 3 or 4 1pm games. Again, is it really that difficult to have an equal amount of games at each time slot? Seems much easier than having an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsCSwREPHw
Now for a look at 8 divisions in 2 conferences in 1 league. It is still ridiculously early after 4 weeks - I will guarantee you that a few 3-1 or better teams will not make the playoffs and a few 1-3 or maybe even 0-4 teams will make the playoffs.
- AFC East
- Goodell continued to cover up spygate by giving the Cheaters 2 games in 5 days against 2 rookie QB to open the season - which the Cheaters narrowly won - and the 2nd of those 5 games came with the annual "fumble that was called a fumble on the field, which yielded nothing conclusive, but yet was overturned" call. No team since 1950 began the season against 2 rookie QBs.
- If the AFCE can keep playing the NFCS, except in N'awlins, the supposed division of the Cheaters, a mediocre free agent frenzy marine mammals, and 2 supposed shitbirds in upstate west NY and the swamps of Jersey 8 miles west of the city that never sleeps....this division would be just as good as the AFCW, who has feasted on the 4 shitbirds of the NFCE
- Geno Smith became the first QB to impersonate both Mark Sanchez and Meadowlark Lemon in the same game.
- I have only seen 7 quarters of JETS football so far- and NO, this BLOG has not been hacked, you are reading this correctly.
- Game 1: power outage the day before opening day knocked out the scheduled one-time recording. Luckily a quick stop at the house to gather pounds of ice and water, to combat the annual September heat wave, was a lifesaver as that garbage known as the orange light not being on the DVR was recognized by my 8 year old son David......who has a new favorite player, #54 Lavonte David of Tampa - his jersey is on order. So we got to watch the 2nd half
- Game 2: I lasted a quarter of DVR. Getting screwed on 3 calls in 1 quarter was plenty for me. I turned it off to spare the remote controls and the wall behind the TV.
- Game 3: was watched in entirety on tape. Hopefully that offensive performance will be repeated again sometime soon.
- Game 4: did not see a play. We were at a BBQ and only the Charger game was on - which I thank my personal GOD for.
- AFC South
- Indy & Tennessee are 3-1...would not be surprised if neither makes the playoffs. Based on that statement you should all be running out to get down as much $ as you can on both of those teams getting in.
- Houston is 2-2: If they beat San Francisco this week, they will end up playing @ Denver in the AFC title game. If they lose, it will make your bets on Indy & Tenn look that much better.
- Jacksonville is going to end up middle of the pack in the SEC this year.
- AFC North
- So you mean to tell me, that if Cincy, Cleveland, & Baltimore all lose this weekend that Pitt will only be 1 game out in the loss column despite being 0-4?
- There is no doubt that Cleveland has the best defense in this division. If they can score 17 a game they will win this division.
- The Ravens, after their brief 3 game miracle performance last winter, are back to their old selves: big bad tough guys when they play at home and pussies when they play on the road.
- The Bengals pissed away a great chance to grab the bull by the balls and seize control of this division. If they lose to the Cheaters this week they are in big trouble.
- AFC West champion and AFC champion 18-0 Denver will be in the swamps of Jersey on the first Sunday in February
- NFC
- New Orleans @ Seattle NFC title game will be competitive for a half
back with more in a few weeks
stay thirsty my friends
Hunter S. Stitzer
